Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014

copulate

to have illicit intercourse with a serving police officer

sgt. cryer told thunderthighs that if she let him copulate with herin the panda, then he would'nt charge her with
soliciting

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

capsulate

1. To turn an otherwise dull moment into a capslock moment.

2. To sum up a person/event/thing in a capslock fashion.

3. If your already writing in caps, you put the caps on a high level font as to be heard louder.

Ex) To type your 'lecture on fossilization pamphlet' in all caps.

To capsulate your day.

by Sanji09 September 21, 2007

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016

Calculated

Proven wrong; Served; Treated.

Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.

by glberns October 25, 2010

auto-copulate

To fuck oneself.

Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".

noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.

by Falcon4 December 24, 2008

calculater

Thought normally thought of as something you use to do math (calculatOr), calculater can be used at the end of an instant messaging conversation instead of culater (see you later).

a) gtg ttyl
b) calculater

by ElementNineteen January 7, 2007