This is a chunder or puke which is invoked voluntarily through the use of a physical or physchological trigger such as shoving fingers down throat/drinking salty water or imagining eating slugs/watching your grandparents have kinky sex. The tactical chunder is widely regarded as an essential whitey management skill which can, in the right hands, prove to be the turning point for a particularly brutal session.
Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.
Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.
Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.
Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.
Despite feeling a bit queasy, I took the mixed bong from Robbie and sucked it to death. Immediately, I could feel the beginnings of a potentially lethal whitey - light-headedness, churning stomach and full-body sheen. I made a swift dash to the toilet and performed a tactical chunder.
by Alastair November 17, 2003
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1) Whilst feeling hungover, on the come-down, or in any situation that arouses a feeling similar to having a pig shit inside your skull, this exclamation may be muttered or yelled, in order to relieve some stress.
2) It may also be used as an jovial insult at someone in such a situation as described above.
1) Whilst feeling hungover, on the come-down, or in any situation that arouses a feeling similar to having a pig shit inside your skull, this exclamation may be muttered or yelled, in order to relieve some stress.
2) It may also be used as an jovial insult at someone in such a situation as described above.
1) A man naked and alone at T in the Park arises from his tent, looks at the surrounding landscape, and then raises his eyes to the heavens. After a pregnant pause he exclaims: 'I've lost ma mates, ma clothes, all ma money, and ma self-respect .... CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'
2) A young banker trips up whilst walking down the street and lands in a heefty pile of pig shite; a verbose passerby yells: 'CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'
2) A young banker trips up whilst walking down the street and lands in a heefty pile of pig shite; a verbose passerby yells: 'CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'
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When someone deliberately chunders in the early stages of an evening in order to then drink more later on in the night. They can also do this to avoid chundering embarrassingly.
by mewj October 3, 2015
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"Check out the chundermuff across the bar. 5 bucks if you ask her how many spokes she has intact."
Bro 1: "How was that betty you bagged last night? Rockin' a snapper?"
Bro 2: "Dude... total chundermuff. Like fucking a grease trap. Woof."
Bro 1: "How was that betty you bagged last night? Rockin' a snapper?"
Bro 2: "Dude... total chundermuff. Like fucking a grease trap. Woof."
by UrbDickler July 27, 2010
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by chundlestonerms June 2, 2010
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Origin: United Kingdom, 2011, used to refer to Dan Barker.
Origin: United Kingdom, 2011, used to refer to Dan Barker.
by waffles183 January 13, 2011
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"Oh sorry Goby. I really have to chunder."
"Oh sorry Goby. I really have to chunder."
by smitstain April 7, 2019
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