Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Chyrsten

Obviously anyone lucky enough to have this name is One of a Kind. Chyrsten is nothing short of what every man hopes to have when the storybook says Happily Ever After. She is one of the Most alive people you could ever hope to meet in your life. Full of Happiness, Love, Respect, and High Morals, Chyrsten is the brightest star in the sky. people are always attracted to Chyrsten not just because she is Magnificintley Beautiful, but moreso because she has one of the best personalities. She is outgoing, fun, full of witty intellect, and bubbly. She turns heads everywhere she goes, and is extremely modest about all her achievements. Chyrstens' are natural born athletes, and with little effort, can do anyting they put their mind to. You can never hope for a better friend than this person. If you manage to befriend a Chyrsten, hold on to that friendship and never let go. It is people like her who keep building you up even when you mess up. They are forgiving and straighforward. This person will never give up on the person they know you can be, and they always have your best interests at heart. I've head though that Chyrstens' have an Achellies Heel, which is that Chyrstens' are very prone to injuries. they seem to attract all sorts of illnesses and pains, so be forewarned! if you are lucky enough to be involved with one, expect extremely high medical bills! : )

Chyrsten is a very pretty name for a girl.

by The HUman Dictionary 1090 February 4, 2010

chrystina hai

the most beautiful girl in the entire world. nobody else and nothing else can compare to how perfect they are. she leaves you speechless at a glance. gives you butterflies whenever you're around her. always knows how to make you smile no matter what. ( even if its just by a text ) you'd be the luckiest person in the universe to have someone like her in your life. she's perfect in every single aspect of life.

My girlfriend Chrystina Hai is the most amazing girl in the world.

by nikeaddict10 January 3, 2012

Christel

The name Christel means Christian. Christel is a girls name for very pretty girls, always wifey material and a very unique name with a unique personality and very good in bed.

Have you seen christel her personality is so unique.

by Jade Stickland January 2, 2020

Christetzuken

Even more elusive than the Great Noodlemantaro, Christetzuken is a mysterious ninja and true ladies man.
So little is known of Christetzuken that no one is even sure if he really exists, although it is whispered amongst travellers that he once beat Noodlemantaro.

It is also whispered that Christetzuken possesses the ability to finish any opponent in one move, but how this is achieved is also a mystery.

Rumour has it you can lure Christetzuken out of hiding by using a beautiful young Asian lady as bait.

by Therindos July 16, 2008

Chrysler Plant

a very shitty job, usually near or just above minimum wage, pretty much your headed nowhere in life

Dude1: man, i cant believe we got laid off

Dude2: Fuckin Chrysler Plant, here i come!

by Twizzle28 May 24, 2009

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021