chritus yeetus alabama fetus

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable

Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!

by i'm juses November 28, 2018

christos120604

Something between a blobfish and a pig. Ususally lives in a trash can. Terrible sense of humour, annoying af. The only way to get rid of him is to kick his balls.

"I'm going to take out the trash."
"Be careful! I heard that christos120604 lives there."

by itsbritneybich November 29, 2018

Christurbating

Masturbating whilst thinking about and/or praying to our Lord Jesus Christ.

My mother caught me christurbating in my room yesterday.

by Sullavaag April 10, 2019

christesperate

overly desperate, longing for love; acting a fool (head over heels)

He fell in love with her and only ever saw her walking down the street. He's christesperate!!

by funnygal527 February 15, 2020

christshawn

Christshawn is the hottest nigga out there. He says his pants only a lil bit and wears white air forces or Jordan 4s. Probaly lives in Long Beach California and go’s to Rogers with me

Me: You know christshawn from tha LBC?

Jazmin: yeah he’s the hottest nigga ever

by G loves christshawn April 23, 2020

Christume

A Christmas tree costume, typically used in the middle of the year for no apparent reason

Hey bro! Nice christume, where’d you get it?

by gnznbubbles August 1, 2020

Christosaurus

Guy named Chris who has a fake profile on Facebook and pretends to not believe in dinosaurs. Makes up stories about protests he never attended and tries to get people banned from CAD for figuring out he’s a fraud.

That Chris dude in CAD is such a Christosaurus Faux.

by Stephen Mc Lingenfoof August 23, 2020