A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.
Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!
Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.
Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha
Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.
Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha
Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
Get the Corpus Christi Parish mug.The name given to a Christian who attends church on a Sunday and pretends to be nice and kind yet outside of the building and for every other day of the week is simply a nasty bastard who doesn't give a damn about anyone or anything. Normally hangs around in cliques and is very critical, condescending and judgemental.
Things a typical Sunday Christian say.
"Jean, there's a man outside the church who needs something to eat. He looks very cold and hungry."
"Enough of your nonsense, I've done my Christian duty for today and besides I need to get home as there's a TV show I want to watch."
"That's not very charitable. Look, there's a tin of tuna on the side and a loaf of bread. I think we can extend some Christian love to this gentleman."
"You listen here. Don't you get on the wrong side of me or I shall write a scathing letter to the church elders about what I see as your impertinence. Now, don't you cross me. Just usher him away and let's get out of here. I've got better things to be doing with my time than spending time with low-lifes like him."
"Yes Jean."
"Jean, there's a man outside the church who needs something to eat. He looks very cold and hungry."
"Enough of your nonsense, I've done my Christian duty for today and besides I need to get home as there's a TV show I want to watch."
"That's not very charitable. Look, there's a tin of tuna on the side and a loaf of bread. I think we can extend some Christian love to this gentleman."
"You listen here. Don't you get on the wrong side of me or I shall write a scathing letter to the church elders about what I see as your impertinence. Now, don't you cross me. Just usher him away and let's get out of here. I've got better things to be doing with my time than spending time with low-lifes like him."
"Yes Jean."
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A high school in St.Louis that that goes through grades 7-12. One of the only high schools in St.Louis without lights on the football field and is a common joke. WCA is also known for there pride in Spirit Week, being very good in baseball and Juuling in the back of the bus.
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Get the Westminster Christian Academy mug.A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:
- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";
- and general approval and acceptance of existence.
The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support
One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";
- and general approval and acceptance of existence.
The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support
One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."
by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016
Get the Christian Fidelis mug.More commenly known as CC he is the drummer in Black Veil Brides. Although no one ever seems to think he's a good guy he's actually one of the funniest guys in the band, also his accent tends to amuse english people.
He replaced Sandra Alvarenga for the second album, sometimes he gets bad mouth because he's done something or said something that offends someone, but he's really a good guy.
He replaced Sandra Alvarenga for the second album, sometimes he gets bad mouth because he's done something or said something that offends someone, but he's really a good guy.
not-so-true fan; Oh my god! The drummer, whatshisname, just threw his drumstick at Ashley! The Bastard!
Real fan; It was an accident you idiot, and his name is CC...now get out of my sight.
Real fan1; Yeah I heard Sandra left, who replaced her again...
Real fan2; Christian Coma remember!
Fake-fan; Oh the one who looks like a pidgeon!
real fan 1&2; ...not funny.
Real fan; It was an accident you idiot, and his name is CC...now get out of my sight.
Real fan1; Yeah I heard Sandra left, who replaced her again...
Real fan2; Christian Coma remember!
Fake-fan; Oh the one who looks like a pidgeon!
real fan 1&2; ...not funny.
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