2 definitions by SlayerOfTheMichiganCunts

Christian Enema

In which you baptise your anus

I've been quite naughty as of late, I believe I should go to Father Greg for a Christian Enema

by SlayerOfTheMichiganCunts June 1, 2016

Sex Cannon

This advance level sexual manouver requires three participants(a good bro to fire the cannon). It is in which you climb into a cannon with your legs agape and once the cannon is fired, you must land precisely onto your partner's genitals.

I can't go hang out tonight, I'm helping a friend with their sex cannon.

by SlayerOfTheMichiganCunts June 1, 2016