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Christian Enema

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In which you baptise your anus
I've been quite naughty as of late, I believe I should go to Father Greg for a Christian Enema
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Sex Cannon 

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This advance level sexual manouver requires three participants(a good bro to fire the cannon). It is in which you climb into a cannon with your legs agape and once the cannon is fired, you must land precisely onto your partner's genitals.
I can't go hang out tonight, I'm helping a friend with their sex cannon.
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