by CIandestine December 16, 2009
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Someone who is "gay for Jesus".
Someone who is "gay for Jesus".
by c keitaro September 3, 2007
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A noun describing "religious enthusiasts"
The main distinction between a christfag and a normal polite Christian person is that a christfag's religious discussion to his or her fellow christfag will make any non-christfag bystanders who just happen to be in earshot, want to claw their own brains out.
The main distinction between a christfag and a normal polite Christian person is that a christfag's religious discussion to his or her fellow christfag will make any non-christfag bystanders who just happen to be in earshot, want to claw their own brains out.
christfag 1: Do you believe that jesus should've helped those people even though they were clearly bad and undeserving
christfag 2: Well, it IS the christian way to help everyone and love equally
bystander: (thinks) oh my god, somebody fucking kill me right now
bystander 2: YOU WANNA KNOW? WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF
*bystander 2 kills both christfags and they live happily ever after*
christfag 2: Well, it IS the christian way to help everyone and love equally
bystander: (thinks) oh my god, somebody fucking kill me right now
bystander 2: YOU WANNA KNOW? WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF
*bystander 2 kills both christfags and they live happily ever after*
by Dr Grammar July 9, 2010
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by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Get the Christfag mug.A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.
"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"
by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020
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by Worlds finest March 13, 2017
Get the Christabel mug.An amazing girl who has a lovely smile, amazing eyes that you can get lost in and a very warm hearted girl, she will light up a room with her laugh and smile, her heart will fill you up with love.
She is the most goofiest person out of everyone who isnt afraid of being herself, and whoever has a christal in their life, is very lucky indeed.
She will support You and be understanding with whatever your going through.
She is the most goofiest person out of everyone who isnt afraid of being herself, and whoever has a christal in their life, is very lucky indeed.
She will support You and be understanding with whatever your going through.
Hey i met This christal girl, i just cant stop smiling when i look at her, shes just amazing.
Every time i look at christal i just smile and get lost in her eyes and forget where i am.
Every time i look at christal i just smile and get lost in her eyes and forget where i am.
by Paandrew January 14, 2020
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