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christfag 

A derogatory word used on online forums for an overtly, and inappropriately, evangelizing Christian.

Someone who is "gay for Jesus".
Get out of here Christfag! Talk about Halo/Anime/Science or GTFO!
christfag by c keitaro September 3, 2007

christfag 

A noun describing "religious enthusiasts"

The main distinction between a christfag and a normal polite Christian person is that a christfag's religious discussion to his or her fellow christfag will make any non-christfag bystanders who just happen to be in earshot, want to claw their own brains out.
christfag 1: Do you believe that jesus should've helped those people even though they were clearly bad and undeserving

christfag 2: Well, it IS the christian way to help everyone and love equally

bystander: (thinks) oh my god, somebody fucking kill me right now

bystander 2: YOU WANNA KNOW? WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF

*bystander 2 kills both christfags and they live happily ever after*
christfag by Dr Grammar July 9, 2010

Christfag 

A term mostly used to describe really rude and intolerant Christians who disrespect different religions and beliefs.
The perfect example of a group of Christfags would be the Westboro Baptist Church
Christfag by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Christabel 

A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.
"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"
Christabel by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020

Christabel 

Christabel's are literally a master piece made by the jewels of heaven. You can't compete with the intelligence of a Christabel, neither can you match the glamour of her beauty. She is absolutely and undeniably the sexiest thing to walk the face of the earth. You're lucky enough to spot a christabel let alone get to know her. If she calls you her friends, she means it and she will do anything to make sure you are comfortable. She's loyal, ambitious, and loving. She isn't a force to be reconed with. She's perfect!
Omg is that Beyoncé..????
No....it's CHRISTABEL!!!!! Omg...*faints*
Christabel by Worlds finest March 13, 2017

Christal 

An amazing girl who has a lovely smile, amazing eyes that you can get lost in and a very warm hearted girl, she will light up a room with her laugh and smile, her heart will fill you up with love.
She is the most goofiest person out of everyone who isnt afraid of being herself, and whoever has a christal in their life, is very lucky indeed.
She will support You and be understanding with whatever your going through.
Hey i met This christal girl, i just cant stop smiling when i look at her, shes just amazing.

Every time i look at christal i just smile and get lost in her eyes and forget where i am.
Christal by Paandrew January 14, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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