Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!

Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.

by Doctor Jenny Tulls December 7, 2011

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008

chimigo

A Chinese-Hispanic friend, combining the word 'Chinese' and the Spanish word 'amigo' (which means friend).

Juan Lee is my chimigo.

by The 1st Chimigo March 29, 2008

climing

A sign of how stupid RedTide is. Used when explaining the upstream of his amazing wireless OC-48 DSL T9 CAL-I FGT internet.

u are incaple of downlioadin it faster, or else my wireless T1 CAL-I T5 connections upstreem would b climing

by I'm CAL-I Everything! July 27, 2003

chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.

And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

chuming

Chuming occurs when you get drunk off of Bloody Mary's and vomit it up. The vomit looks very similar chum or ground up fish used in baiting sharks.

After my 8th Bloody Mary I did some chuming all over the back seat of my car.

Beer bonging that six pack of Bud Light/ Clamato resulted in me chuming all over the bathroom.

by biggarton October 30, 2009

Chimin Curve

The infamous curve ball invented by the great baseball master Chi-Da Su. The Curve ball is defined as a regular throw, but thrown high up in the air and using the natural forces of gravity to create the illusion of a curve. This curve ball is very inaccurate and usually thrown by baseball noobs

Dude, stop throwing the chimin curve it never works you will just end up hitting the buff korean guy and he willl beat you up

by ihatefobs June 9, 2010