co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.

Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.

by goodmanjm August 6, 2009

cheatspeak

the best way i can describe cheatspeak is as a drug. a sort of caffeine to the manic-depressive. at first it begins as an inquisitive sip, a taster of the forbidden drink, downed with enjoyment--joy that one did not follow the advice of censors in not drinking it. but steadily as a single cup shifts into two and more, soon develops a painful dependency where the ups are shortlived and disappointing, and the downs--where the downs are simply dreadful. nonetheless, it is somehow in this imbalance--this utter catastrophy of society that is bred at cheatspeak--that spawned is something unique to cheatspeak that surpasses the addictions and depressions all in sum, that allays the desperation of the whole thing into a diffused mist. and what, this saving quality? why blankmans penis of course! (and timmy the fuckin spidah too..woah! my legs gone all wibbly wobbly!).

cheatspeak: adoption of escapism or adaption to disease? you decide.

by djmax([e-mail]) September 24, 2003

Cheats

An unfortunate event that is out of your control.
Kinda like bad luck but worse.
An event that happened at either the wrong place or time.
Something that happens, when u don't want it to happen.
Like a "WOW!....REALLY?"..moment

Like when you're late for work...and it just so happens that you get caught by every red light.

Like when you're at work...and as soon as you're bout to do somethin stupid, you're boss walks around the corner....that's cheats

by The Clement February 28, 2009

Cheatsa Party

A pizza party with the Cheat. He's also avaliable for proms. The Cheat is a millionaire!

Woah, that Cheatsa party was bitchin'!

by Strong Bah October 14, 2003

sv_cheats 1

A term for when you telepathically remove your condom during sex

"What the fuck? Why did you use sv_cheats 1? I don't want another autismo"

by Alpha606 November 7, 2020

Cheatsauce

noun a word used to describe the fact that a person is using cheats or hacks in a game. usually counter-strike.

"That guy has way too much cheatsauce. What a nub." "wow that guy is good i think i'm going to add some cheatsauce."

by Zeris October 9, 2008

cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009