adaption 

alternate way to spell "adaptation." most commonly used to look like an fucktard in front of your biology t.a.

"Plants in arid climates have adaptions in their leaves." **Odd looks from people smarter than you and third graders**

adaption by i am a dumb January 28, 2008

adaption 

How not to spell adaptation. Most commonly used by die hard knick fans.

Toño said adaption lmfao

adaption by I'mNotYellingThisIsHowITalk June 12, 2013

contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

contraption adaption by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009

Randomness and adaption 

Randomness- Something that has no predictable result (life). You think something is going to happen in the future and the opposite happens. Then you adapt to that outcome and your memory forgets the illusion before the event happens.

Everyday is filled with randomness and adaption

Randomness and adaption by User5918 October 23, 2024

Adoption

An "adoption" in chess is when one player beats another 10 in a row in the same time control, with no draws.

An adoption occurred on Chess Grandmaster Eric Hansen's twitch stream when he was challenged by Grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura and proceeded to lose ten games in a row to Hikaru.

Adoption by VictoryCondition March 5, 2019

Surprise Adoption 

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.

Surprise Adoption by Bexxe October 1, 2010

Dick's smoothie and adoption center 

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

Dick's smoothie and adoption center by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020