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The Republican Centipede

The Republican Centipede is the self sustaining propaganda cycle where one right-wing pundit's crap is eaten as truth and recycled into another's waiting mouth. Unlike the "The Human Centipede" of film fame, The Republican Centipede is circular, an ass to mouth daisy chain made up of 50% of the nation.
This "Birther" nonsense is just another piece of crap in The Republican Centipede.
by Franklin Delano Roosevagina April 27, 2011
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Centipede

A devious sexual act in which a group of gay men form a single file line and engage in brutal ass fucking.
"Hey handsome, you wanna join me and the boys for some centipede later? We could use an extra pair of legs."
by Propanesnorter69 October 24, 2016
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centimeter

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length
Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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2 centimeters

The size of your di-
You have 2 centimeters.
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human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.
Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?
by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012
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Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.
That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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Centipede Horse

A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.

It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.
Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."
by Wrenn Amethyst March 1, 2011
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