Cabbage

A vegetable about as large and intelligent as a man's head.

Look at the cabbage on that guy.

by AmbientLion January 17, 2004

cabbage

1. A term used to describe the action of turning someone's belongings inside out - usually a bag or pencil case for example.
It is then common for the items to be put back after it has been turned inside out.

1. Someone cabbaged my pencil case and put all the pens and pencils back inside.. Now I'm going to have to put it right =

by Roger Howell February 27, 2008

Cabbage

A Stupid Person.
Someone Who Does Not Understand What Is Going On.
A Person Takes Ages To Catch On.

'Oh My God, Lily! Your Such A Cabbage!'

by Imogene Burgess July 27, 2007

cabbage

repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting

jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...

by ms.smoov June 19, 2011

cabbage

Implausibly large sprout. Quite scary.

That cabbage is looking at me, please make it stop.

by cactuscat September 15, 2006

cabbage

type of marijuana that you can eat, it is often eaten to get you body stoned, usually only the parts that can't be smoked are eaten, this includes the stalks

i must have looked like such a freak, just sitting there eating cabbage from my pouch

by turnip whore April 01, 2007

cabbage

One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)

That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.

by imonkey November 25, 2006