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Suspended Congress

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
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congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by mamma murder August 24, 2010
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Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.
by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012
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congratumalations

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?
by Howseh May 12, 2014
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congrats

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins
oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!
by its.kitsune August 5, 2020
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Congratulashayla

One of the Top 50 girls names in the world. See Youtube. Always a winner, Congratulashayla always has a reason to celebrate. Champagne personality on a beer budget she's real and sweet and kind and has nice fingers.
I just found out Congratulashayla won the lottery... again.
by CrazyDiamond80 September 30, 2011
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Congratulations Effect

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.
Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!
by MeatScepter April 2, 2019
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