Cadet Molesté

A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.

Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."

by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 27, 2021

Sea Cadet

A group of people once respected. Now they're just walking memes. They can't so drill properly, and they wear something around their collar that looks like a clothes hanger.

Air Cadet 1: Lol, guys, at closing parade tonight, let's do Sea Cadet drill.
Other Air Cadets: Ya! That'll be such an awesome prank

by loneliness and dispair April 2, 2019

Army Cadet

A person who thinks they are as hard as their mum’s penis just because they have the word “army” in their cadet force name.
The main traits of an army cadet is all round chavvyness, failure to clean up their buildings, poor personal hygiene and extremely strong B.O

Often known as “pongos”

The army cadets left the building uncleaned last night.

by Pheasant Lord February 8, 2018

Space Cadet

Dude who thinks he's the shit, but everyone knows he's a tard

John:Yo, everyone over there is a fucking space cadet

by REEFER CHIEFER May 21, 2020

Cadet Initiation

The Cadet Initiation is a series of tasks a new cadet has to perform when he becomes a cadet -- one of mine was to give a blowjob to any other cadet who wanted one - which was all of them!

I was really busy during the Cadet Initiation -- busy giving all the other cadets blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

space cadet

To be in space, totally out of any conversation.

My mom is a space cadet, she never remembers anything i say. Even when i scream at her.

by augustine peterson horner February 3, 2008

marine cadet

Respectable cadets that the ATC doesn't mind, good uniform, should not be confused with sea cadets and are better than army cadets, though the air cadets will always be better known...

That marine cadets is almost as good as our air cadets!

by Lappi laughs January 3, 2014