Butterscotch Sundae

When a man takes a woman out to Dairy Queen, orders a hamburger, and eats with laxitives. He orders the female a chocolate ice cream sundae, and when she is done, the male poops into the cup, and they eat it with spoons like a "Butterscotch Sundae"

Examples -

"Boy Beau, you should have seen the size of this butterscotch sundae that Twyla and I ate last night"

"Man I hate that couple, I wish they eat a butterscotch sundae and die!"

Employee: Welcome to Dairy Queen, may I take your order?"
Customer: "I'll have a butterscotch sundae please."
Employee: "Sure thing!"
Customer "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!"

by Jesus Robot December 28, 2007

butterscotch stallion

Actor Luke Wilson: Butterscotch is a hair color that is a combination of blonde and light brown. A stallion usually refers to a guy with a large penis.

It is alleged that Luke Wilson is a butterscotch stallion. The name was given to him by the gossip rag "Defamer" whose gay editor is jealous of Luke Wilson's large "talent".

by bif January 6, 2006

Butterscotch pudding

a white/tanned girl's snatch

you want some butterscotch pudding

by grimn December 13, 2010

Butterscotch Bandit

A butterscotch banana shaped car. (aka. 2000 Tiburon!)

Oh! Look at that butterscotch bandit go!

by Sonny,Sarah,CarlosGAY August 8, 2010

Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

butterscotch pudding sex

that good shit thats kinky and goopy but not too goopy that it's gross

"hey babe! wanna have butterscotch pudding sex"
"i thought you'd never ask"

by genwom March 23, 2017

Butterscotch Ball Sac

A butterscotch ball sac is the term used to describe when one man, not necessarily a homosexual, urinates upon another man's ball sac then begins suckling on it until the first man ejaculates dryly.

Hey man, I'll give you a butterscotch ball sac if you buy me lunch.

by Yvonne Baton July 14, 2010