buttered cheeks

When you think you sharted but you just greased your ass cheeks.

(Ass liquid)

I think I shit myself but I have buttered cheeks.

by Datzwatshesed May 22, 2016

hot buttered biscuit

This defines a women being so attractive that she reminds a man of the satisfying taste of eating a "hot buttered biscuit". Usually, the man would want to "sop" that biscuit up and eat it !

Damn ! That girl reminds me of some hot buttered biscuits. I'd sop her ass up !

by johntailor2048 June 12, 2014

Sloppy Butcher

A Sloppy Butcher is a sex position in which a guy is eating out a girl while she’s on her period.

Did you hear how frank gave his girlfriend a Sloppy Butcher last week.

by adamhello May 31, 2018

Butcherblock

1) A very large, stalky woman with big legs, man voice, and a linebacker style torso.she's the woman at high school sports games that gets in fights with other fans, players, and/or refs.
2) A type of fist pump where you throw both your arms outward from your chest excessively as if doing double chest pounds multiple times.

1) John - "Hey Don, what the hell is that thing over there fighting with the ref?"
Don - Oh that's just the local butcherblock.
2) Derrell did the butcherblock after scoring a touchdown and the crowd went crazy.

by cousin cracker February 24, 2011

butchers apron

the union jack

you wrapped yourself in the union jack - the butchers apron

by salmonhardybucks October 28, 2010

Bothered Pocket

to show distain for a statement or show lack of interest in someone or something

"hang on, i'll just check my bothered pocket.....nope! empty!"

by Chopper Barnes October 16, 2008

Butcherman

A nickname for a man who has experience in cutting fresh meats for human consumption, including beef, pork, chicken and lamb. A man who works at a meat market. A man who works in the meat dept of a grocery store cutting, displaying and merchandising fresh meats for customers.

Dinner Guest: Where did you buy these tender, juicy steaks?

Hostess: I get all my meat from the butcherman down at Fred's Grocery.

butch butcher

by MrJohnisthename January 17, 2013