brunstrom

The act of always talking about girls (usually young) but never acting on the words due to lack of charm/shyness/hyper-controlling girlfriend

Derek - "Woah guys, check out that hot piece of ass doing her A-levels. I'd plough that like a freshly grown field"

Guys - "Shut up Derek, every time your girlfriend goes away you go all brunstrom on our asses. Cut it out and get back to tickling your bald eagle"

by The EXIT Wolfpack March 20, 2011

Branis

A person with the name of Branis typically has a massive penis and spends most of his time owning on video games while earning incredible grades in school.

I wish I was like Branis, I would be so successful.

by AffordableHooker July 1, 2011

Doyle Brunson

A living poker legend who won the World Series of Poker in back-to-back years ('76 & '77), Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest poker player who ever lived. He is the author of "Doyle Brunson's Super System: a Course in Power Poker," also known as "the poker bible," and has won countless millions of dollars over the course of his career.

"I paid $10,000 to enter the World Series of Poker just to play in the same tournament as Doyle Brunson."

by Dan Adair August 30, 2005

pt cruiser bruiser

This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.

Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.

by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010

cruisin' for a bruisin'

Doing something stupid that will result in you getting your ass kicked or receiving other bodily harm.

Tom: "I'm gonna go play a money game of pool. Let me find a sucker...a-ha!"
Steve: "I don't know, man. That guy's kind of big...and I just saw him run the table in two turns."
...
Tom: "You up for a $100 game?"
6'8" 300 lb. biker: "Yeah, bring it on little man."
...
Steve: "Do you even have $100 on you?"
Tom: "No, but don't worry, it's in the bag."
Steve: "I don't know, man. I think you might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."

by Nick D November 11, 2005

Bruns Banger

The act of sleepwalking and walking into something so hard that it wakes you up. Normally occurs when the individual walks outside, locks themselves out of the house and runs into a tree.

Man, did you hear what happened to Jacob last night? He walked outside in his boxers and hit his head on a tree. Now that's what I call a Bruns Banger!

by C.G.D. August 10, 2007

bruise knee bitch

A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .

Man Tammy is such a bruise knee bitch.

Bob is just a bruise knee bitch dose he have knee pads .

by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017