brunstrom

The act of always talking about girls (usually young) but never acting on the words due to lack of charm/shyness/hyper-controlling girlfriend

Derek - "Woah guys, check out that hot piece of ass doing her A-levels. I'd plough that like a freshly grown field"

Guys - "Shut up Derek, every time your girlfriend goes away you go all brunstrom on our asses. Cut it out and get back to tickling your bald eagle"

by The EXIT Wolfpack March 20, 2011

Branstrom

Branstrom ladies party hard. They are known for knowing how to shop lift, where to buy some good weed, and knowing how to make some awesome drinks.

Let's go find that Branstrom girl.

by Jenifer McKenna January 20, 2009

Joel Brenstrum

The best player in World of Warcraft
The best at computers also

That Joel Brenstrum just wrote the whole warcraft server in code

by Learyru June 30, 2009

Bjurström

If your name is adam bjurström you are ugly and noob

youur such an adam bjurström my god stop it

by adam bjurström hater October 7, 2021

Bruhstroke

A technique that results in a bad hand job.

“Bro, she just fucking bruhstroked me! That shit was terrible!”

by Biggie Guy January 13, 2020

Branstorming

The thinking you accomplish on the throne is directly proportional to the amount of fibre you have in your diet.

The concept of branstorming came to me while branstorming and in such proved to me that in fact the chicken came first.

by ArmitageShanksy January 22, 2008

Brunstrøm

A term used about the stereotypical faggot in Norway.. wait.. in fact, the entire world

Ohhh you drink smirnoff ice? You fucking brunstrøm

by BillBailey January 4, 2017