Bluebeard the Butt Pirate

a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...

Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."

Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

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bluebeard

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the entire jaw, chin, and upper neck area is covered with fecal matter as well as the standard upper lip.

After giving her the chili dog I smeared her with a bluebeard.

by Scummable Thurgood April 4, 2005

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Kentucky Bluegrass

1.The blue pubes of a Kentuckian.

Honey, that kentucky bluegrass was a much better decision than shaving!

by countryboycansurvive March 24, 2009

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A place to go and enjoy the sight of skanks, whores, and other beast telling stories about one of their baby's daddy's trailor blowing away in a tornado. Random outbreaks of verbal violence can be expected from Koe.

Welcome to the Bluegrass Barn! Where we put the FU back in Fun.

by Michael Hayes July 24, 2008

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blueball

A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.

I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.

by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006

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