4 definition by countryboycansurvive

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The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.
Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!
by countryboycansurvive March 23, 2009

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To take such a massive shit that the tip creeps onto the lip of the bowl.
My stomach's killing me, I think I could do a Ryno Ripper.
by countryboycansurvive March 23, 2009

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The act of chewing Red Man and using the spit as lubricant.
My dick's always dry so I started doing the Tennessee two in one.
by countryboycansurvive March 23, 2009

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1.The blue pubes of a Kentuckian.
Honey, that kentucky bluegrass was a much better decision than shaving!
by countryboycansurvive March 23, 2009

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