Urban Dictionary: Definitions by countryboycansurvive

cocksmooch

The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.

Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!

To take such a massive shit that the tip creeps onto the lip of the bowl.

My stomach's killing me, I think I could do a Ryno Ripper.

Honey, that kentucky bluegrass was a much better decision than shaving!