3 definitions by countryboycansurvive

The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.
Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!
by countryboycansurvive March 24, 2009
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To take such a massive shit that the tip creeps onto the lip of the bowl.
My stomach's killing me, I think I could do a Ryno Ripper.
by countryboycansurvive March 24, 2009
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