bloop

It is when you are taking a "Poop" (As in the "-oop" ending of the word.) and you're on a laptop computer, or mobile phone, and are "Blogging" at the same time. (As in the "-Bl" root of the word.) Hence, you are Blooping.

Steven: I am writing a blog on my computer, and taking a dump.
Leila: So you're telling me that your blooping?
Steven: I guess so...
Leila: Hold on, I want to bloop too.

by Steven Beverly March 28, 2008

bloop

bloody poop

Virginia: Oh my, look at that turd. Theres something wrong with it.

Charles: Yeah there is. You just blooped!

by cherry cobbler January 20, 2009

bloop

to go somewhere, away from someone or something (hence the announcement, usually).

seriously dude, I've got to bloop... I can't be syphoning any more gasoline with you or my grandmother will smell the fumes...

by somethingplex1 December 20, 2011

Bloop

The sound of a T-bag

"MMM. Tea"
"BLOOOP!"

by Andross February 25, 2003

Bloop

When, after eating a large amount of blueberries, you have a satisfyingly blue tinted poop. (blu+poop)

"Man, after that pint of blueberries last night, I had a great bloop this morning!"

by blupitty blooper July 14, 2009

Bloop

The act of administering Ecstasy(or any controlled substance) anally.

Austin blooped three beans last night!

by Powdaman March 06, 2009

bloop

sound of poo dropping into the toilet, usually used as a filler word in conversations

J: Hey! what's up?
T: bloop.

by Kilana January 13, 2006