Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021

Ball bag blitzer

Grabbing onto a set of ball bags firmly and twisting, just like a nipple cripple.

‘Man, pissed my woman off and she gave me a ball bag blitzer.’

by Nateonymous June 8, 2018

blizzered

a way of saying you smoked a blunt.

me and pac smoked a blizzered

by dpgaughen44 November 16, 2006

blistered

Term used to describe current state of mind and body.

That joint blistered me.

It was only a pinner but that fucker blistered me.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

blinkered

Horses wear blinkers. It stops them getting startled by movement in the peripheral vision. So to be described as blinkered means you are not open to other ideas, Single minded. Blinkered!

People who buy ipods are so blinkered.

by Jonny Cottingham March 1, 2005

blitzkreig

To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.

"The Germans are cumming!!!"

by David Hasselhoff April 23, 2005

Blitzed

Being relly high, or wasted to the point of having no words to decribe it.

I drank a 60 of whiskey, i'm so wasted.

by j/a June 29, 2003