brootal birth

When a woman gives birth, she does it screaming BREEE and instead of holding on to bed handles she does the metal claw. Child comes out sticking out its tongue and has the metal claw as well. Baby comes out with grill in mouth.

That person is so metal, he must have had a brootal birth.

by Marsheeda February 12, 2008

Birth Tax

Well defined as birthday treat.

Happy Birthday Dude, When will u pay ur birth tax?

by snehasish February 12, 2009

Counter Birth

when you are put back into a vagina, the person who does this is a counter birther.

bradderz: "wow, look at steve's mum she's got well fat.
cam: "yeah she just counter birthed jeff."
bradderz: "unlucky, i wouldn't want to be up there."

by Samwise -_- April 24, 2009

birth control

A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.

"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."

by Trojan Man! January 23, 2010

birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .

Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “

by Trav817 July 08, 2022

birth party

A new name for a baby shower. When one is to have a baby shower they would name it a birth party as it is a celebration.

Damon: we're having a birth party right?
Mike: yeah, today at 3

by Pookiewookie96 October 21, 2023

projectile birthing

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

by camcaroling August 04, 2012