Ball breathers

When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.

Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!

by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016

Twat breather

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions

That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night

by Ten ton brick June 7, 2017

Hell Breathers

Basically a word for smokers.

what a fucking hell breathers

by Godx February 2, 2020

Surface breather

Someone who cannot think or feel past than what they see on the “surface of life”

Cannot sense the depths of things

Cassie only cares about materialistic things and not how people feel on the inside, just how they present themselves. She’s such a surface breather

by ScoobyThaDoobie February 7, 2021

Butt Breather

An unconscious person... but is still breathing.

Paramedics: "On scene with a 38 year old female unconscious but breathing."
Nurses in the ER: "We got another butt breather."

by anonymous April 22, 2022

A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

by Zonal K November 25, 2019

She dips beneath lasers

"She dips beneath lasers" is an expression meaning a woman has entranced you with her sultry beauty.

"She Dips Beneath Lasers" is the eerily haunting tune sung by Adam in the first season episode, "Office Campout" in the television series Workaholics. The song refers to the virtuous acting in "...Entrapment, the Catherine Zeta Jones movie. It's a classic." The end of the episode shows Adam, along with Blake, Anders, and the two techies (whom the guys had thought were robbers) using psychotropic mushrooms, and singing the song in the dark office with hundreds of glow stars attached to the ceiling, with rather warm harmony.

by chubbypickle311 April 19, 2022