Beeravity

The ability to keep your beer in your hand and upright while intoxicated / sleeping / unconscious / past out

Last night , Dave fell down the stairs and didnt even spill his beer.

I woke up and still had my beer in my hand . beeravity

by Cookie Monster T.O. September 22, 2011

beeracrats

Someone against beer or alcohol consumption. Even if it is for ones own good, can be referred to a beeracrat.

I asked my friend to "pass me another beer" and he said "you have had enough". So I asked him "do you worked for the beeracrats or something, pass me a damn beer!!

by The dyer June 14, 2013

Beereal

a) n. Any form of breakfast cereal (preferably with marshmallows) with beer being substituted for the milk.

b) n. Nickname for Wayne as a direct result of previous definition

I had beereal and toast for breakfast

by Ender November 4, 2003

beeramid

Pyramid constructed from beer cans.

"Let's all get drunk and test our motor skills."

by Al Pal May 9, 2005

Beerkake

beerkake (n): the incessant spray of beer upon one's face after attempting to stab and shotgun a beer that has been vigorously shaken.

The man was surprised by the beerkake on his face that ensued after trying to shotgun the PBR that his friend had shaken secretly.

by IBX1 July 8, 2010

Beerzooka

A drinking game which requires a wiffle ball bat with the end of the barrel cut off. The "batter" then holds the hole at the bottom of the bat (not the end you cut off) while the "pitcher" pours a beer (or two) into the bat. The batter then drinks the beer out of the bottom of the bat and upon finishing must put one end of the bat on the ground and his head on the other and spin a minimum of three times. After spinning the pitcher then immediately pitches the empty beer can to the batter. If the batter does not make any contact with the can he/she must immediately go again.

Friend: "God damn Kyle, why is your head bleeding?"

Kyle: "beerzooka accident"

by bigLLLLL June 10, 2009

Beertastrophe

1) Any accident or act of terrorism/vandalism that results in the destruction of perfectly good beer.

2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.

3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.

Dude, sorry you dropped your twelver. That was a total beertastrophe.

by helamonster April 28, 2011