Beeravity

The ability to keep your beer in your hand and upright while intoxicated / sleeping / unconscious / past out

Last night , Dave fell down the stairs and didnt even spill his beer.

I woke up and still had my beer in my hand . beeravity

by Cookie Monster T.O. September 22, 2011

beeravery

An act intended to save a person money, with horrid results when drunk.

By telling the taxi to stop a few hundred metres down the road from his house, Joe had comitted a mighty act of beeravery. The police found his body in the estruary a week later.

by James Hawthorne November 2, 2006

Beervitation

Invitation to drink beer.

Why are you babysitting that beer? You waiting for a beervitation or something?

by benihana27 September 29, 2008

beerpacity

The capacity of beer for either a fridge or a cooler.

mike: Hey, what's the beerpacity of your dorm fridge?

steve: only a solid 3 cases, but dont forgot the freezer

by ricknasty17 August 8, 2010

Bravity

Bravity (n.)
When someone has the audacity, but with extra boldness and reckless bravery sprinkled in. It’s not just disrespectful—it’s disrespectful with confidence.

She cut the line at Starbucks, looked the barista dead in the eye, and asked for oat milk. The bravity.”

“The bravity of him to text me ‘wyd’ after ghosting for 3 weeks.”

by Reasfd August 27, 2025