Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
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Beerdom: When you fall asleep because you have taken part in too much alcohol and are surrounded by the cans and bottles of said alcohol. Your own personal Beerdom.
Hey check out Anthony and his 3 can beerdom. Weak
When I woke up my beerdom was all around my room from my end table to the bed.
My beerdom protected me last night! They were coming to draw on my face but then they hit my beerdom's walls and when the can crunched I was awoken!
Kents beerdom? No he definitely didn't do 10. He took extra cans from the table for the beerdom in his room.
When I woke up my beerdom was all around my room from my end table to the bed.
My beerdom protected me last night! They were coming to draw on my face but then they hit my beerdom's walls and when the can crunched I was awoken!
Kents beerdom? No he definitely didn't do 10. He took extra cans from the table for the beerdom in his room.
by Dick Keen April 16, 2009
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Get the Weirdo Mc Beardo mug.A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.
At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.
Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?
Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?
by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015
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Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
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