wild baloney

An actual animal, found in Tazmania.

Wild baloney doesn't taste as good as real baloney. Mmm, mmm, newfie steak!

by strong badian May 2, 2004

chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chilling 🥶 with my homies 💯

when you use local emojis to be funny

if you see a funny video then you’d say “chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chilling 🥶 with my homies 💯”

by pale_person June 24, 2020

baloney nipples

Nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. Not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don't want these on your slice of pizza. These girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won't forget. ;)

I saw here backside and I was like ' LOOK AT THOSE BUNS' then she turned around and I was like, 'she already got the meat though'. Damn, BALONEY NIPPLES mannnn.

by Tough Titties February 28, 2014

baloney cheeks

When your ass smells like one week old nutsack

Damn bro! You need to wash your nasty ass baloney cheeks!

by Dankasaurus December 23, 2014

balong

balong- an ilocano name for boy

balong! hali ka dito.

balong! come here.

by cylynPH April 24, 2010

Baloney

Noun

1. A nice way of saying bullshit, around someone who doesn't like cursing (ex. Your Grandma)

2. A disgusting over processed meat that you should never, ever eat
Adjective

A way of calling someone an ass

1.~Friend- " Hey i'll give you 20 bucks for that cookie"

~You- " That's a heap of Baloney slices"
2.~Friend- " Yeah that's true, I am going to go make a baloney sandwich"

~You- " I think I need to reconsider our friendship"
3.~Your Grandma- "Stop being such a baloney, you're worse than your father!"

by Ara_Awesomeness July 22, 2015

Baloney Hustled

When a chubby girl gets you drunk and you wake up in bed next to her in the morning and the room smells of sex.

"Last night I was playing pool when shots started showing up from I don't know who, next thing I know, I wake up in a strange Hotel room and there is a fat girl in bed with me, I got Baloney Hustled again man."

by Cisco_10 February 1, 2013