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Danish Backhand

it is a method of masturbation where the person puts there hand at 45 degrees to their wrist (palm direction) and back hands, only moving their elbow to perform this motion until their penis/vagina until too bruised to continue or they climax.
Me : "hey bro you tried the danish backhand yet?"
Julio : "yea bro, its the only way i jack off now"
by MildlyObeseDuck January 5, 2019
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backhand

(noun) 1. the side opposite to the palm of one's hand 2. a pimp slap with the backhand across a face especially a ho's

(verb) 1. to decisively pimp slap a ho across her face with a backhand 2. to angrily slap a ho across the face resulting from her low capital gains and rebelliousness
(noun) His backhand was freshly imprinted on the ho's complexion because she made just $5.

(verb) "Reverend Dollar" consciously backhanded his ho for reasons unbeknownst to her.
by TL November 20, 2003
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toongabbie backhander

(Australian Slang - Western suburbs)... Reverse hand masturbation. Where the crevice created by the thumb and forefinger becomes the entry point for the bulbous member. Quite common in the western suburbs in Sydney (wanking capital of the world).
I wanted to try something different the other night. Mrs Palmer suggested a Toongabbie Backhander.
by Jaaaaaaaaaahn August 28, 2006
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(Backhand) Discipline,(Forehand) Abuse

what you say to someone when you are about to pimp slap them. you show them your backhand and say discipline and then show them your forehand and say abuse
Pimp Slapper:(Backhand) Discipline,(Forehand) Abuse, dont make me discipline you
by GeToNtHeTrAiN May 15, 2010
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Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.
by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011
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backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.
I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.
by Prime Time April 7, 2005
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double-backhand-bitch-slap

(said as one word.) The act of backhand bitch slapping someone (especially someone who is a bitch) twice in succession.
She wouldn't listen, so I had no choice but to double-backhand-bitch-slap her.
by Matty O January 19, 2004
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