A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."
Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.
....I want this because of reasons.
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Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
....I want this because of reasons.
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Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
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When a performer takes a job solely for the money.
Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"
"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"
"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"
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