Contrary to the popular male version (splooge), the female version is even more awesome and is defined thus: The substance obtained when after having unprotected sex with a female you then proceed to later receive oral sex on your unwashed manhood from a different partner.
After I boned Wendy I slid over to Lisa's house and fed her some awesomesauce. She tried to punch me in the nuts when I asked her how did Wendy taste.
by marcius69 December 14, 2014
Very pleasing.
Dude, Rosie and Behar both croaked last night in separate, simultaneous fiery deaths!
For real? AWESOMESAUCE
For real? AWESOMESAUCE
by Beefwhiskey March 4, 2018
A type of sauce mixed with many different kinds of sauce, usually a mixture of Honey BBQ, Ranch and Sweet and Sour.
by Azure Terror June 10, 2016
That was awesomesauce!
by Bellabina August 9, 2012
Something extremely awesome! So awesome it's almost too awesome for anyone to handle.
Like a potato peeler made of the bones from your enemies! That's awesomesauce!
Like a potato peeler made of the bones from your enemies! That's awesomesauce!
"I have a potato peeler made of the bones from my enemies!"
"Wow, that's totally awesomesauce man!"
- or -
"Did you hear Jan got demoted in CS:GO?"
"No I didn't! That's awesomesauce!"
"Yeah, almost as awesomesauce as when Oliver exercised!"
"He did?! He must've totally ruined the balance of the universe!"
"Yeah, he did"
*Both at the same time*
"Awesomesauce"
"Wow, that's totally awesomesauce man!"
- or -
"Did you hear Jan got demoted in CS:GO?"
"No I didn't! That's awesomesauce!"
"Yeah, almost as awesomesauce as when Oliver exercised!"
"He did?! He must've totally ruined the balance of the universe!"
"Yeah, he did"
*Both at the same time*
"Awesomesauce"
by TotallyNotcrimZn June 28, 2014
A strange substance, basically the physical form of 'awesome' in a sauce-like form. Scientists are still trying to figure out all it's properties. It seems to automatically make things awesome only at the most awesome times; it's quite unpredictable as of late.
I once ate awesomesauce and my head exploded. I got better a few seconds later, but man was that awesome.
by Notyu1459 December 10, 2010