average penis length 

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.

Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.

average penis length by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

average looking 

Neutral territory between ugly and attractive. These people are neither ugly or model material; however, there personalities tend to be their most greatest asset. To be average looking means to be imperfect.

Jennifer is average looking, but has a shining personality.

average looking by Fruitloop544 April 6, 2016

Average Intelligence 

The average IQ is 100.

People who have this IQ commonly believe in ghosts, God, unproven herbal medicine, and are often superstitious.

People of this IQ mostly run the world, and are repsonsible for the fucked up state that it's in.

That guy must be of Average Intelligence: he's superstitious, he can't seem to think logically, his ability to reason seems non-existant, and he speaks some real crap.

Average Intelligence by I can't f'ing stand this world January 5, 2010

Average Gammon 

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.

•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!

Average Gammon by McCooks June 13, 2014

Average Goon 

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.

God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!

Average Goon by Velocidellix April 15, 2018

Average Virgin 

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.

Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!

Average Virgin by Zicardo May 31, 2018

Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-banged by a passenger while driving down the highway.

That couple is pulling an average Nebraskan at 70 mph!

Average Nebraskan by James.albrecht November 21, 2022