autonomile

Portmanteau of 'autonomous' and 'automobile' for self-driving cars, also known as smart car or autoauto

My new car is so cool! I don't have to drive myself anymore because it's an autonomile.

by Crissov July 26, 2017

Automotive surgeon

A skilled mechanic who specializes in automotive surgery; the art, practice, or work of treating diseases, injuries, or deformities by manual or operative procedures.

"My Subaru Forester has been parked outside, non running for 4 years now. I paid my local automotive surgeon to make it start running again."

by SMILLER503 October 12, 2017

Automobate

To masturbate while driving an automobile. Sometimes you just have to get rid of a rager that just won't go away and you know you will not have the opportunity to do so at the destination location, so you just fire one away on the turn pike.

Tyrant: I hate working this late shifts. It's hard to stay awake on the ride home and I am too tired to bone my gf when I get home.

Big Easy: Dude, you should automobate man. Fire your load on the ride home. Nothing keeps you awake like jackin' the ole pecker doing 85 next to a tractor trailer at midnight.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 5, 2019

Automotive

Something that can get you from point A to point B a in luxery or shitery

Jhonjhon17 YouTubea automotive was a piece of shit that got him from point A to point B.

by Jhonjhon17 is on YT February 7, 2019

Autonoble

Own your shit and no one else’s.

Ian, why don’t you be more autonoble at work?

by Autonoble March 29, 2022

automobelial

Refers to supposedly-"possessed" vehicles like Christine or The Car.

Basil Fawlty's infamous Hillman Countryman was so uncooperative that is might be described as automobelial.

by QuacksO December 9, 2024

Autismobile

The act of utilizing a neurodivergent individual as a means of transport, usually by mounting the individual's back in a seated position.

I rode my autismobile to the brothel the other day.

by Saffronvera December 26, 2024