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Automobate 

To masturbate while driving an automobile. Sometimes you just have to get rid of a rager that just won't go away and you know you will not have the opportunity to do so at the destination location, so you just fire one away on the turn pike.
Tyrant: I hate working this late shifts. It's hard to stay awake on the ride home and I am too tired to bone my gf when I get home.

Big Easy: Dude, you should automobate man. Fire your load on the ride home. Nothing keeps you awake like jackin' the ole pecker doing 85 next to a tractor trailer at midnight.
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FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM 

what we should all aspire to

automobile leapfrog 

Two or more cars on a highway that continually pass each other as they vary their acceleration.
I wish that guy would speed up or slow down for good; I'm tired of playing automobile leapfrog with him.
automobile leapfrog by cosmobencomo February 10, 2010

Automated Communism 

The term used to describe the economy after all manual jobs and work are automated by robots, allowing time to be allocated to the arts and entertainment from daily labour.
Scientists predict that after advanced in robotics we will achieve Automated Communism and not have to work.

Swedish automobile 

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).
“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

automobile

any form of transportation that does not requre much human effort.
i know! we can take an automobile to the party.
automobile by luke7989847 November 16, 2007

Autobate 

To masturbate while operating a motor vehicle.
The sun set low in the western sky and darkness rolled slowly in;
After 15 hours of driving, I had to autobate just to stay awake.
Autobate by M.S. Allison December 13, 2008