Automobilaphilia 

An unhealthy obsession with ones car, bordering on sexual. Mostly apparent in males.
Starts off innocently enough, with the person giving their car a name. Further symptoms include describing the car using adjectives reserved for members of the opposite sex (i.e. attractive, sexy), and, in the worst of cases, traces of bodily fluids being found in and around the exhaust pipe.

"Rachael looks more attractive today, now that she's got her alloys on"

Automobilaphilia by Nelo Angelo January 19, 2004

automobiliaphilia 

Also known as automotive fetishism. This is the name used to describe a fetishistic attraction for engaging in sexual acts in motorized vehicles.

My boyfriend said he has these fantasies about doing all these sexual things with me in his car, he's such an automobiliaphiliac

automobiliaphilia by Xander H February 26, 2015

Automobilaphobia

The fear of any kind of vehicle, resulting in the automobilaphobiac to run in fear from a car that is yards away, or even avoiding to walk behind parked cars.

Jason: "Holy shit, there Drake goes again, running away from cars because of his automobilaphobia."

Tylar: "Fucking poon."

Automobilaphobia by Raw-Doggin Rhukz December 29, 2009