Automobilaphilia 

An unhealthy obsession with ones car, bordering on sexual. Mostly apparent in males.
Starts off innocently enough, with the person giving their car a name. Further symptoms include describing the car using adjectives reserved for members of the opposite sex (i.e. attractive, sexy), and, in the worst of cases, traces of bodily fluids being found in and around the exhaust pipe.

"Rachael looks more attractive today, now that she's got her alloys on"

Automobilaphilia by Nelo Angelo January 19, 2004

automobiliaphilia 

Also known as automotive fetishism. This is the name used to describe a fetishistic attraction for engaging in sexual acts in motorized vehicles.

My boyfriend said he has these fantasies about doing all these sexual things with me in his car, he's such an automobiliaphiliac

automobiliaphilia by Xander H February 26, 2015

Automobilaphobia

The fear of any kind of vehicle, resulting in the automobilaphobiac to run in fear from a car that is yards away, or even avoiding to walk behind parked cars.

Jason: "Holy shit, there Drake goes again, running away from cars because of his automobilaphobia."

Tylar: "Fucking poon."

Automobilaphobia by Raw-Doggin Rhukz December 29, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004