Crissov's definitions
A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:
1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini
This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.
1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini
This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.
— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)
by Crissov August 13, 2016
Get the monokini mug.Portmanteau of 'autonomous' and 'automobile' for self-driving cars, also known as smart car or autoauto
by Crissov July 26, 2017
Get the autonomile mug.White sperm (milk) and yellow urine (honey), usually called thus when poured over the body or face, possibly into the mouth, of a female or gay porn star(let) as the final act of videotaped sex. Most people find this as disgusting as other kinds of salirophilia, for others doing, receiving or watching it is a fetish.
Last night I asked my girlfriend whether she would like some milk and honey – and she went for it! Next time I’ll give her chocolate.
by Crissov November 9, 2013
Get the milk and honey mug.In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + waving hand 👋 = butt spanking or ass slapping, usually with a sexual innuendo, not as a punishment
— When you come home tonite I’ll 🍑👋 so hard! 😈
— WHY DAD?!! I did all my chores
— 😱😱 that text was meant for mom
— DAD!!! tmi 🙉
— WHY DAD?!! I did all my chores
— 😱😱 that text was meant for mom
— DAD!!! tmi 🙉
by Crissov August 21, 2016
Get the 🍑👋 mug.An emoji of the national flag of Chile (CL), a South-American country, frequently mistaken for the flag of Texas (TX), a Southern US state.
by Crissov September 13, 2016
Get the 🇨🇱 mug.Nobody in the whole wilde world would have thought that Brazil would lose a snow-white against Germany in the 2014 World Cup semi-finals. But they did.
by Crissov July 9, 2014
Get the lose a snow-white mug.by Crissov October 24, 2016
Get the ✌️ mug.