🍑💨

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + *woosh* 💨 = fart

— 😱 What’s that awful smell? 😷
— 🍑💨
— Gotta love 🌯 Tuesday!

by Crissov August 21, 2016

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1. female breasts
2. male testicles

A: Tell me what you wanna do me tonight?
B1: 🍆🍒 (A♀, tittyfuck)
B2: 👅🍒 (A♂, lick balls)

by Crissov March 20, 2018

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thongini

Portmanteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thonkini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thongini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 08, 2013

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monokini

A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:

1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini

This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.

— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)

by Crissov August 13, 2016

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milk and honey

White sperm (milk) and yellow urine (honey), usually called thus when poured over the body or face, possibly into the mouth, of a female or gay porn star(let) as the final act of videotaped sex. Most people find this as disgusting as other kinds of salirophilia, for others doing, receiving or watching it is a fetish.

Last night I asked my girlfriend whether she would like some milk and honey – and she went for it! Next time I’ll give her chocolate.

by Crissov November 09, 2013

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