Crissov's definitions

🍩

1. literal: doughnut, donut; also bagel

2. homophone: “do not” (only in English)
3. visual metaphor (mostly in sexting): a) 🕳️ butthole, asshole (also as an insult) hence butt stuff, b) vagina

The difference in (3) can lead to confusion and probably results from the emoji being shown with brown chocolate frosting on many Android devices and with pink coating on Apple devices.

1. Homer be like: 🍩🤤
2. 🍩 call me ever again!
3. A: I want to lick your 🍩! You are such an 🍩! B: 🍩🍆

by Crissov April 6, 2018

🍒

1. female breasts
2. male testicles

A: Tell me what you wanna do me tonight?
B1: 🍆🍒 (A♀, tittyfuck)
B2: 👅🍒 (A♂, lick balls)

by Crissov March 20, 2018

🐪

🐪 is an emoji metaphor for sex, because humping is a word for having sexual intercourse and camels have humps. Since this association is specific to English, it is not used with other languages unlike more graphic metaphors, e.g. 🍆 and 🍑. Like most emoji metaphors it can either be replace actual words or augment them.

alternative spelling: 🐫

I’ll hump you tonight! 🐪

Oh yeah, we’ll be 🐪-ing alright.

by Crissov March 20, 2018

autonomile

Portmanteau of 'autonomous' and 'automobile' for self-driving cars, also known as smart car or autoauto

My new car is so cool! I don't have to drive myself anymore because it's an autonomile.

by Crissov July 26, 2017

✌️

1. Scissors (especially in Roshambo)
2. Peace
3. V
4. Victory
5. Vagina / Vulva
6. Air quotes

1. ✊✋✌️
2. ✌️ out
3. ✌️agina
4. ✌️🇺🇸🎉
5. ✌️👅, ✌️✌️ (scissoring)
6. ✌️laser✌️

by Crissov October 24, 2016

🇨🇱

An emoji of the national flag of Chile (CL), a South-American country, frequently mistaken for the flag of Texas (TX), a Southern US state.

— 🇨🇱 lone star 4eva!!
— Y’know that’s not the Texan flag, right?

by Crissov September 13, 2016

🍑💨

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + *woosh* 💨 = fart

— 😱 What’s that awful smell? 😷
— 🍑💨
— Gotta love 🌯 Tuesday!

by Crissov August 21, 2016