Captain Assfuck

Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone

My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck

by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010

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by okstella August 12, 2021

Vehicle assault

intentionally douching the car behind you with windshield wiper fluid.

that prius is going 50 in the fast lane, you better vehicle assault them

by dueghis December 28, 2011

Presidential assault

The definition of when grandma's being a fat wanker and not giving you money.

That presidential assault won't give me money!

by Race car October 20, 2019

assault weapon

A term created for the 1994 "Assault Weapons Ban," which banned firearms based on appearance, brand name, and features not related to firearm function. A proper definition of this word requires the entire 1994 act, so feel free to look it up.

History:

The term "assault weapon" has no industry or military definition. It was created to give a single name to all of the firearms politicians wanted to ban in 1994. Opponents of the 1994 ban refer to it more accurately as the "Semi-Auto" ban.

by ed July 25, 2004

Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.

Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!

by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005

Asifur

-Asifur word used frequently by canadian people for describing a sexy king fucking a mother this word is to be used in a positive maner .Thus make it a compliment. An abreviation of the word Az

-A very wealthy man that apreciates the pleasure of the world especially women .

-Asifur can also be called Az it defined as style most popular among teenagers

-That guy is a asifur he fucked your mom like it was nothing!
-That dude's father is a asifur !
-Damnn! he got some Az !! men i wish i would be more like a asifur .

by XXXAzifurXXX January 4, 2015