Runts Assemble

when the runts of the litter come together as one...

Sophie, Mya, Alfie and Jemima, the runts, coincidentally always end up together on a night out, hence "runts assemble".

by NumberOneRunt April 15, 2021

Mamba Assembly

An assembly of Mamba, led by the Prime Mamba who stand above all Mamba

The Mamba Assembly has decided that January 26 will be called Mamba Day

by Carcossa May 9, 2022

creative assembly

fucking greedy idiots

No one likes creative assembly for selling blood packs for 2 quid

by screwdeeznuts June 19, 2024

Mandem assemble

Definition 1: To summon or assemble thou Mandem or Gang

Definition 2: The opposite of Mandem roll out

opp and his fellow companions: “we caught you lacking son”

You: “I think not MANDEM ASSEMBLE! OPP BE READY FOR A BRAWL”

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Neighborhood Assemblies and Neighborhood Communes

Direct, face-to-face democratic institutions where residents of a local area (a neighborhood, block, or housing complex) gather to make binding decisions on matters affecting their immediate community. A Neighborhood Assembly is the general deliberative body—the town hall for local issues. A Neighborhood Commune is the more radical form where this assembly assumes direct political and economic control, managing shared resources (gardens, tools, childcare), security, and dispute resolution, often operating on principles of consensus and mutual aid. They are laboratories of hyper-local self-governance, bypassing traditional municipal bureaucracy.

Example: After the city repeatedly fails to repair a dangerous intersection, residents of the Oak Street block form a Neighborhood Assembly. They meet monthly in a garage. They vote to install a community-funded traffic calming plan. This evolves into a Neighborhood Commune: they pool money to buy tools for a communal garden in a vacant lot, organize a rotating schedule for elderly care, and run a local security patrol. They've created a micro-polity based on direct participation, making the city government largely irrelevant for their daily lives. Neighborhood Assemblies and Neighborhood Communes.

by Dumuabzu January 25, 2026

Local Assemblies and Local Communes

Scaled-up versions of neighborhood systems, encompassing a larger district like a village, town, or city ward. Local Assemblies are the sovereign decision-making bodies for that territory, potentially federating with other assemblies. Local Communes are the implementation of communist or anarchist principles at this scale, where the assembly collectively owns and manages major local resources (housing, utilities, workshops), abolishes private property in favor of usership, and organizes production for local need. They represent a vision of politics as a daily, participatory activity rather than a spectacle every few years.

Example: In a small de-industrialized town, the city council is corrupt and powerless. Citizens form a Local Assembly in the old union hall, open to all residents. It becomes the real governing body. They transition to a Local Commune by taking over a shuttered factory to run it co-operatively, converting empty homes into communal housing based on need, and creating a local currency for trade with other communes. The police are replaced by community peacekeepers accountable to the assembly. The commune becomes a self-sufficient, directly democratic cell. Local Assemblies and Local Communes.

by Dumuabzu January 25, 2026