Amish Jelly

1. (noun) A jar filled with ones own ejaculate, likely to be sold for consumption. Other uses include therapeutic message lotion, hair gel and sunscreen.

2. (noun) Fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.

Bob: What did you end up getting your mom for Christmas?

Stan: Well bob, I wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous Amish jelly.
Bob: What a great idea!

Kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
Johnny: My dad made me a fresh peanut butter and Amish jelly sandwich this morning.
Kevin: lucky! Can i please have a bite?
Johnny: Of course you can!

by wildsully September 23, 2010

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Amish Paradise

AS I WORK IN THE VALLEY

HARVESTING MY GRAIN
I LOOK AT MY WIFE
AND REALIZE--
yeah, no

IT'S HARD WORK AND SACRIFICE LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE!

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Amish

Owners of most of the rendering plants used to make pet food. They are all multi-millionaires, but you wouldn't know it to look at them.

Samuel Stolfutz made over 80 million last year in a deal with Purina. Man... I wish I was Amish!

by Alfie The Horndog January 31, 2008

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Amish Orgy

A large crowd of people packed in a small area, in which everyone is fully clothed and no one is having fun.

"God, did you see that crowd?"

"Yeah man, it was a total Amish orgy"

by StoneCliff March 7, 2012

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Armshelf

The act of holding up your head with your palm, knuckles, or hand in general. A position used for falling asleep in school, at the job, or just a sign of boredom.

Person 1 : You look comfortable!

Person 2 : Yeah, I set up an armshelf!

OR

Person : I'm comfortable

Other Person : YOU GOT ARMSHELFED

by BobbyBaja December 10, 2009

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