pubic apology 

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.

Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation

pubic apology by woodchipper June 23, 2008

notes app apology 

when an influential person uses a poorly written rambling monologue that looks like it was written in the notes app on an IPhone

oh *band #1* had such a notes app apology

notes app apology by one_rusty_boi April 20, 2021

pre-apology 

the act of apologizing before you do something stupid

Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.

pre-apology by Merfzero August 30, 2007

republican apology 

A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.

Republican apology-

Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"

Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."

Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."

Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"

republican apology by docsterx July 23, 2012

Fruit Cup Apology 

When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.

Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.

If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.

It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.

Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.

Fruit Cup Apology by Fragglerock March 20, 2015

White Apology 

When a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. Not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.

White person- "Hey I saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you I am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being."

Person of color- "Thank you?"

Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"

Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."

White Apology by Flippityfloo November 20, 2014

Tit apology 

where a woman who to apologise to her friends who happen to be men or any other men shows her tits.

man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.

Tit apology by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009