altardation

To assume the limited mental capabilities of one, Alan Edwards.

That guy just ate his own feces and giggled, that's some serious altardation right there.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020

altarded

To suffer from altardation.

That idiot chewing on his own toenails is super altarded.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020

Alvadore Party

When hill people get together for inbreeding and barbecue.

Nance invited me to an Alvadore Party.

by The Drunken German May 19, 2023

hector alvarado

He is Zaddy I just want to cum in him he’s so cute. He’s not toxic has a fat shlong and likes sprite like a qt

Hector Alvarado is fine asf

by Zaddy rookieyt November 3, 2021

alvado

A big thicc nigga with cute voice

Yo! PHILLIP OVER LOOKIN LIKE A ALVADO!

by Alvado November 3, 2020

Dirty "D" Alvarado

The act of having anal sex with your partner(male or female/trans-sexual/she-male/it) and right before you ejaculate you pull out intending to shoot your load in your partner's face but instead you embarrassingly fuck up and while under pressure shoot it WIDE LEFT!!!

Gilbert vs. Rutgers, Gilbert's 07/08 season for the USF Bulls.

Last night I was doing anal for the first time and pulled a Dirty "D" Alvarado Pie...three times.

by Adolph Oliver Bush 25 September 6, 2009

alvand

Alvand is the most sexy guy alive. His charming brown eyes make u jizz ROLL SPLEASH.

OMG LOOK AT ALVAND, ALVOODI BIG BOODY SMALL JOODI!

by ALVOODI October 4, 2020