Fat ass day

Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.

person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah <3

by maniban November 28, 2010

National eat Jaylen’s ass day

National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.

Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly

by Goonking June 21, 2019

November 25 smack ass day

This is the day that u can smack your crush booty day no matter what

Girl:”smack”
Boy:what was that for

Girl: is November 25 smack your crush booty day no matter what

Boy:bet “smack”
Girl:ohhh shit

November 25 smack ass day

by Michero8027YT November 23, 2019

National grab a boys ass day

Same thing as "National. Grab a girls was day, but boys.
April 14th

National grab a boys ass day. Its the day you grab a boys ass.

by Bowlingball4955 May 24, 2018

National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)

I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018

National Kick Ass Day

Kick their ass instead of smacking it

I kicked 20 girls asses today because it’s National Kick Ass Day!

by Dis dick!!! May 25, 2018

National Grab-ass Day

On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass

Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby

by LuvScxrs August 29, 2019