Alcoholesbianism

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.

girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.

by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011

alcohol enthusiast

A closeted alcoholic

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol enthusiast"
-Ricky

by Gizers June 19, 2017

Alcohol Wise

A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.

If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.

by The Real Driller October 7, 2018

alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.

"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."

by GlazeHer August 29, 2021

Achievement alcohol

Alcohol earned through considerable effort.

Jimbo: The damn store was closed so I had to go two towns over, in the snow, without shoes, while being chased by wolves, to get these distilled beverages.

Eoin: Ooooh, Achievement alcohol. lemme try.

by Yokisaan May 18, 2010

Alcohobbit

A short/smaller person that tends to drink a lot, and in great amounts.

Bryon White is an Alcohobbit.

by mystery guy sea March 10, 2011