ASFO

(Age, Sex, Fursona, Orientation) Mostly used by the wannabe animal queers.

Person 1: “Hewwo ASFO?”

Person 2: “Fuck does that mean?”

Person 1: “Age, Sex, Furso-“

Person 2: *Hangs up*

by Chinypissteeth August 20, 2022

ADSO

Acronym for Attention Deficit Shiny Object. A condition related to attention deficit disorder.

Justin: What kind of disorder do you have?

Ira: ADSO

Justin: ADSO?

Ira: Attention Deficit...Shiny Object.

by Drunken Ira Hayes October 1, 2010

adsfhgkj

When you're having sex with a woman and you cum inside her, then have a seizure.

John: Dude, I fucked Lindsay SO hard last night.
Bill: Did you adsfhgkj her?
John: Hell, yeah!

by KEL5 September 6, 2017

ADSOACAS

A - All
D - Discord
S - Server
O - Owners
A - Are
C - Cring
A - And
S - Sus

*Server Owner Exists*
Cultured Individual: "ADSOACAS"

by DutchVan derLinde July 5, 2021

Absfo

A anonymous guy who makes other happy.

Let me make Absfo. Absfo is weird though witty.

by Absfo November 24, 2021

Asfolto

You either like Asfolto because:

1. He’s hot
or
2. For the memes

Dude 1: Bro I just beat my meat to Asfolto and now I can’t feel my legs anymore
Dude 2: Dude go touch some grass

by TheGuyOnTheInternet? July 4, 2022

assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023