Orientation

The non-existent plot of land your racist grandfather thinks Asian-American (“Oriental”) people should have to live and work on.

“I tell you what Chuck, why we gotta trade with them Chinese when we got perfectly good orientations right here?!”

by itsokimaginger December 5, 2018

The process of a human being surgically changed into a cyborg.

"Hello Human. Are you ready for your orientation?"
"u bet nigga"

by MarinaraPopscile September 27, 2019

Mean Machine may have started a few students for 6/11 had they completed any Orientations.

by Start Someone May 25, 2018

orienteer

one who charts the physical whereabouts of asians or acts as a divinator of things asian.

i'm looking for a thai restaurant. is there an orienteer in the house?

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

The illiterate way to say "oriented." While technically a word, you sound like a moron when you say it.

Annoying used car huckster in Phoenix, heard recently on the radio: "We're customer orientated..."

by workinglate February 7, 2006

Orienteering is a running sport involving navigation with a map and compass.

I'm going orienteering today.

by K90 June 15, 2007

Study of Asian or Eastern history, culture, and people, from a Western perspective.

Orientalism is historically an expression of the curiosity of an imperialistic mindset, though this is becoming less so.

by LudwigVan November 12, 2003