Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

by francescunt October 29, 2021

You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.

EPISODE . . . 4

Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?

Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

by WannabeTheBloodyFoxy September 21, 2011

simping for a fictional character

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

by thegg1ord March 25, 2021

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has

Was a definition created by keppp in May 13, 2021 to make the text in Watermelon Sugar, BLUE TEXT
The definition is pretty hated since 34% hated the definition because isn't an actual definition (even if actual definitions are pretty rare compared to definitions like "Nice" or "Mine is small" lol)
_(*￣０￣)ノ -whatever
Yes that was STUPID now read the example:

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has..." - DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer
LOL LETS DEFINE THAT TO MAKE THE TEXT BLUE!- keppp
UD Editors: ok
And that is why"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has" & "faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." are blue

THE END (sorry)!!

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 18, 2021