99' baby

When a person is born on 1999 and still classes themselves as a "90's" kid

"Man I miss the 90's"
"Oh, when's your birthday?"
"31st December 1999"
"Oh you're a 99' baby"

by TheRarestOfPepe's March 10, 2016

99 tuff

Slang common among those who play the madden NFL video game. "99" represents the highest rating in a caqtegory. "Tuff" is exactly what it sounds like, tough. But the fact that it was spelled with two F's makes it that much cooler. The term carries over into everyday random conversations which makes it funny.

"Did you see Marty take that punch like it was nothin?"
"Yeah man, he is totally 99 tuff brah."

by STRiKER45 February 1, 2010

99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021

99 cent wal-mart porn

when employees at wal-mart are underpaid and need to make a little extra money they have sex in random places with random things

well one day i was in the video store and decided to rent 99 cent wal-mart porn and it was utterly disgusting but very pleasurable

by Max C. August 17, 2008

99 cent store

The best thing ever for collectors of hilarious products, but don't eat anything that comes from this place.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

99-cent

1. Used to describe something that is poorly made, doesn't work, or has any other negative aspect.
2. Used to describe someone who is bad at something.

"Dude your CD player is skipping, wow, 99-cent CD player."

"Way to drop the food, you're a 99-cent grocery bagger."

by sniperoosky September 16, 2008

99 pointer

The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.

Kobe left the league in style, his final shot was a 99 pointer.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016