human

Unlike some of those human hating racists who've infested this site, i say that humanity is the greatest race! It is true that we made sometimes stupid things, we are very good at fucking things up, but who gives a shit about that?!

We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.

And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.

Humanity spreaded across the universe, and slaughtered and enslaved everything in its path. Don't mess with humans!

by human-and-proud-of-it. May 16, 2007

human

anyone who has posted a definition saying humans are stupid is RACIST

all of you are racists hatin on the human race

by Barry Bonds May 20, 2006

human

the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.

person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it

humans make stupid mistakes

i love humans

i hate humans

i like dogs more than humans

by allthingsever May 31, 2014

human

a evil, slimy beast who only cares for its self. natures living hell.

man 1:i saw a human yesterday. it was scary
man 2: poor you. i hate those things.

by penis headed goat May 08, 2019

human

The most wily of animals, the most patient, the most obstinately dedicated to the cruel desires of its own power.

God gazed down in horror at that cunning ape he'd christened "human", and mouthed the words: "What have I done?"

by TheWatcherOnTheWall December 22, 2013

human

The most inelligent species on the planet, which means that in the event that they screw up, the results are that much more catasrophic. The severely egotistical member of the primate family

Run for your lives, the humans are coming!

by wrestlingfreak October 13, 2006

human

"...it would be an exceptional invention; it would be the only rational being, the only one capable of worshiping the Creator, of erecting temples in his honour, of waging dreadfully murderous wars in his name..."
-La Creation-

---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---

'I mean, we're only human beings -- and what's a human being? A weak, ugly, sinful creature, born that way, rotten in his bones -- so humility is the one virtue he ought to practice. He ought to spend his life on his knees, begging to be forgiven for his dirty existence. When a man thinks he's good -- that's when he's rotten. Pride is the worst of all sins, no matter what he's done.'
-Ayn Rand-

by daftydaft February 21, 2009