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Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
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Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.
Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.
by anonymous September 29, 2020
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Greet and Retreat

The act of sending a greeting, often "hey" or "hi" in a chat server or similar online discussion board, but especially in a Discord server, and then offering no further conversation such that a series of greetings accumulates but no actual discourse.
Anon: The servers dead, nothing but Greet and Retreat for the last week.
by JesSayers December 15, 2020
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Mars in Retrograde

When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.

They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)

While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
Julia: How was your your date last night?

Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
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an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout
If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand
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Redacted And Retro09

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pit of no return

That little hole in between two car seats, where once something falls in, it is way too difficult to retrieve.
Some of my coins slid into the Pit of No Return the other day, and I gave up trying to get them back after 20 minutes grueling effort.
by b o n k April 14, 2021
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