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Pike (insult)

A word used to insult someone in a seemingly jokey way, but actually meaning it very much.
Pike (insult)
Person 1: You’re a pike
Person 2: haha
Person 1: literally tho, you’re a twat
by anonymous October 29, 2021
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dick inside of a

I meant duck oops
Thing 1: Man look at that Dick inside of a pool
Thing 2: its so cute <3
by Hwlfilhe October 30, 2021
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Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".
Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok
by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021
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Spacecraft Insurance

Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.
I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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negotiable instrument

You are not a negotiable instrument.
Elena: "My phone died!"
Barack: "It was a negotiable instrument."
by seabitching November 7, 2021
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Rude installation

An installation that isn't smooth, reasonable, or respectful like most commercials advertise.
Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?

Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.

Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.

Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
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Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
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